Here's what you should be worried about with a bunch of historical horseshit I am pretty sure about

Brain scanning infinitesimal atoms are installing little corpuscles of a wildly infectious disease in you and your family and even your dog. For spurious reasons to be made clear later, reptiles are immune.This will eventually make everyone the exact same. Except for reptiles.

Spewing infectious racial disparity, the DNA changes are installed in everyone by insect-sized robots flying around biting everyone. They are developed in a secret alpine mountain lab by Anthony Fauci and Lex Luther. 

In a secret ceremony, with two of Hitler's bones in attendance, they both, simultaneously,  release a billion of the little nuclear flies that will have everything straightened out by Easter.

 The Covid vaccine is not necessary, it's not real, Covid19 is a political hoax, but it's a good excuse to get your corpuscles in the shot. You are not supposed to know about it, so keep it quiet in public so you won't get a nut jacket and scare the squares..

Demons from the stars, disguised as Democratic politicians, are eating human children so they can't grow up and become republicans..

Vanilla Ice is for real.

The US Government has just only turned into a rogue nation since Grant really worked and tried to make sure that, under his administration, the outright ugliest manifestations of the unending ridiculous American racist activity used against these people that had been so unjustly, in the worst possible way, brought to this land had finished his last term. You know who was next, after Grant?

You think 2020 was fucked up? Check out how "President Hayes" got elected. 

Fauci is a defiant ol' cuss, except for he's not a cuss and he is a scientist. 

He invited ACT UP into the auditorium of the NIH and organized a two-way and open line of communication and interest in the opinions and discoveries of lay people dealing with the disease.

During that event, a demonstration designed to disrupt the agency and bring attention to the plight of the dying ignored patients with HIV, he went outside and invited them in to share and discuss, forging an alliance that stands to this day. 

He wants to help people and he does

                                                       BUT

                           on the other hand

 in a different realm, another vein even,

Fauci is a liar, an uncontrollable little nut and

Facebook wants to be Parler and

MSNBC wants to be OANN

Always trust the police and

Leprechauns are dangerous, like the entire Irish people and

Mark Twain was an alias and

 children used to play with cute little dinosaurs. and

In the beginning, was a week ago and

Rudy Rudy Rudy. 

I do not know what to say about Rudolph, maybe he started smoking crack or something,

It'll all be ok when Flaphead Don is returned to his throne.

Black people should be grateful and fucking act like it or you can kill them. It's ok, really. It is best though, if you kill someone, be white yourself, then you won't have any real problems. You just say you were worried so you shot the bastard, just in case, better safe that shot up by a black guy on his way to school or work or some other damn lying place..

Masturbation is evil and you better not

President Trump couldn't lead the charge last January, he wasn't ready yet and then he didn't want to get in the way after they got it going so good and his shoes that day weren't right for wading in blood.

A racist slumlord has become a prince and organized some kind of a peace deal in the Middle East and it's clear just what that was, was what?

The Saudis are on Amerika's side, allies forever, they love us.

Taliban leaders are looking forward to working shit out with the infidel murderers who occupied and,

 won't leave them or their country alone.

We left, but we said we might come back......we always say that, be good now, or else....bye for now...

Commas always go where I put them.

Sanctions hurt leaders

The CIA is made up of innocent patriots

Someone is winning "The War On Drugs"

Drugs are bad

Drugs are not bad

10% of the world's population controls 90% of the wealth of the world and that's fine

Don't worry about genetic engineering, no one will fuck it up

Women have no business acting like they know what is best for their selves

There is a crusading alphabet letter that explains everything to everything with the secret decoder ring  set for"D on T' purple O"

Most old people know about the decoder rings. They came in Lucky Charms and were programmed by the commies in France. I remember them well but I don't know where to get them so don't even ask me.

Dow Jones is in charge of the rapture

Walt Disney would love his new house and if you look at it right, you can see a swastika in the Tampa Layout of his, down there in Florida, not far from that ol' creationist bible thumping museum in Orlando, The Holy Land Experience.

Michael Jackson wants to be the headliner at the next MAGA rally except he's dead right now.

This is all true

You can trust me, why the fuck not?

The winning ticket for the earth tour includes your own meet for lunch in New Jersey with the president of Antifa, see what happens to them right after. You're going to love it. It will be wild!..

If they aren't already hip, tell your friends. Warn them though, too much information, study and thought processes can really fuck you up and even draw heat. 

Just ask a Proud Boy or an Oath Keeper

Those guys know everything.