Stan the Man

Once I gave Stan a relatively crappy job, but I got him his own office so when he swore and swatted shit around he didn't fuck up the flow. I told him one day that the big boss's son was a computer dude and he was coming down to see us. Stan left his domicile and approached this nice little guy the next morning and bellowed "Are you the hog with the fuzzy nuts?" The kid ran away, I gave Stan a raise because it wasn't my money and, I'm still laughing and that was five years ago.