Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Anti Dog Alert

My 26 year old step son, sort of step son, is hanging out with us for a while. A very cool guy. He's got two great dogs that are here too, and I really like that. We go out around 4:30 in the morning and they race around like striped assed apes for twenty minutes or so. My happy little epileptic fat dog tries to keep up. These dogs love my ass. They don't have a care in the world. All they do is dog stuff.

Here's where it gets sticky in the wicket. I'd let them sit in chairs and share my breakfast with me, if we could get away with it. "I don't ever want dogs at the table." "You're fucking my dogs up, letting them eat with you." "You can't use that fork again after you let the dog lick it." They can have whatever they want as far as I'm concerned. I like them so much, I pick up their shit. Settle down now, I'm a plumber so I know what I'm doing.

I forgot to say motherfucker so far. Hows about those motherfucking Giants!!!

2 comments:

  1. Dammit Tim, You are not coming through on my blog feed yet. I figured I better come check in. All good stuff. Today was a dog day for me too. One of the horse ladies brought around a beautiful golden retriever pup. We made friends. Then I went over to visit my ex and my stepdaughter and their dogs. The dogs leaned on me and looked at me and wagged their tails like crazy. They're my friends and I even get along pretty well with my ex. I guess I'm doing better.
    Oh, and I thought of you because I watched Herschell Gordon Lewis' masterpiece, "She Devils On Wheels". Most of the Man Eaters motorcycle club rode Harleys. One rode a little Honda Dream but there were also a couple of BSA's and Nortons that reminded me of your picture. Two great rock and roll movies this week, "She Devils" and a Japanese punk rock, zombie movie, "Wild Zero". I gave them both five stars.

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  2. More dogs today. I met a nice shelter mutt named Spike. He seemed like a pretty good guy. I might have to bring him home.

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