Now,one of the dogs is sick. If I don't stay up and keep my eyes on her, she'll shit on the rug. This kind of conundrum is what's known in America as "a bitch." I always like to have someone to blame, but no one or thing can be held responsible for acquiring a virus or microbes. Fucking viruses and microbe motherfuckers. It's not easy to love a farting dog, let me tell you. It is funny when she drags her ass around with her back legs up and uses her front ones for propulsion, but it's not worth it. We have a striped assed rug now. You know what my wife said before she went to bed?
"It's your dog."
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