I like to try and figure out what experts are talking about. There are a lot of different kinds of them but what they are actually talking about and whether or not I understand it is tricky. Like a riddle where if I come up with one solution there are two more that I can't see because I can't see past the one I just found. I hate economics, yet the concept intrigues me like it does all the rest of my kind..
I think I understand that since humans won't change, the Earth is going to reverse polarity and turn off it's agreement with the moon and gravity will suspend and liquid nitrogen and ether will fill the Mojave and Sahara once more so some new mud scuppers can ooze out in a billion and a half years. When our existence ends, the new bugs will feast upon our remains, rejoicing in their good fortune.
"What happened to all these things that died?" their kids will ask. "Money. They died of Money," their wise fathers will explain.
"I think I understand that since humans won't change, the Earth is going to reverse polarity and turn off it's agreement with the moon and gravity will suspend and liquid nitrogen and ether will fill the Mojave and Sahara once more so some new mud scuppers can ooze out in a billion and a half years."
ReplyDeleteI'll drink to that. Or I might. If it weren't for the nominal abstention of late.
The prospect of a 3AM taxi ride to the nearest maternity unit is quite sobering.
Hey,congratulations man. No more sleep for 5 years for you two. If you're old, it's better to stay up anyway, time is short. No "whiskey on the gums" now.
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