Something in the air

 The process goes like this

Identify the guy who is full of shit, knows how full of shit he is, and struts it like he don't care, he is large, in charge, full-time. Oh yeah, and right, major right, always motherfucking right.

"YOU WILL DO IT!!!" Well, of course, I would not. In fact, talk to me like that, and I will probably want to hit you, but how challenged by fear I am is not the subject here and now... 

So, you have to deal with the guy, for some reason, you must, you just can't get out of it, bad business....but...listen now, I will tell you here how to just go ahead and enjoy your formerly shit fueled tete a te's... tatey heys...you know...

Imagine, use your inner eye to see what only you can see, manifest, starting right above the right ear, a good-sized uncircumcised pecker grows right out of the side of the forehead, concentrate, form and structure count, make sure it works... now...go ahead and just SEE THE DICK,  and respond to the thing you know is true, they have a dick sticking out of their face and that's not all, they are assholes in search of ears, do not lend them yours and never forget they are dick heads, and you should really avoid contact with them as much as you can, until...... the dick comes off...

As it struggles not to be seen, make the dick do exercises on the head, jumping jacks, a couple of push-ups,   make it talk back to the idiot, a flapping foreskin for a mouth, spittle and spite, make it struggle around jostling to keep birds from landing on it or pecking at it, dive bombing it, cover.... they need cover, and yell something dumb..."....1776 dudes 1776...."

It really should not be so funny but, it is. Try it, you'll see what I'm saying, they ain't right and they are funny as hell, they think they can get anything out of the mix they want, but only we can get the dicks off their heads and the test for them ain't that easy.

 So, you see, it is just like that for them now, they know they have a Crooked Teddy (insert one of many appropriate last names here.) sticking right out of their heads but they will keep on walking around with the Ridiculous Wiggly flopping around whenever they move. Staffers can't get anything done, they can't stop looking at it but they try, some even grow their own right in front of the others, the true declaration of trust is displayed, now even proudly, try not to just fucking crack up, go ahead, try not to....you can't, never will again either, you have seen them for real now, no going back.

I offer my method formally, here, right now to us all, worldly little bastards that we 

I am art challenged, if I could make a cartoon of  leaders with their dick heads, I would never stop laughing again

Oh no.

What about me, am I one? Sure I am, dickheads get to do whatever they want, that's my style, too.

I was saying something else here and then that last sentence took over for a minute, now I am back

cartoons, idiots, yeah...that's what I was on, let us just go see my friend Earl, I remember he had something to say about this shit a while ago, thank you, Mr. Cannon.

 Here he is demonstrating the proper response for Jimmy Jordan's hotline to Flap, OR  maybe the fifth last attorney general, or maybe it's the 1st,2nd, 3rd,4th,6th,7th, it's a common policy all over all three of the headquarters there in Washington, DC,...

SO, allegiance to ignorance, the denial of intellect in the populace, first and first and a half....

Judicial...Clarence and Ginni, a love story. Did they use the rhythm system for their form for policy making along with.....

Legislative....35 Senators voted to not see the dick, ever. They must be unseated for treason, easy.

Religious...the seat that is not there, big dick only a little bit hidden, insurgent in nature, the thing that cannot be spoken, much, except for when....../....../....../.....//..../...../ or .../...../../..

Executive....we just lost, or we are maybe losing a real dick and maybe the new guy has a member, he's keeping his hat on so it's hard to tell.

You should know one thing about Joe Biden. He is a tough son of a bitch. Put a real crew together under him and it would probably work out pretty good for all of us, the best it could under our crooked system, it might be time for some really hardcore lasting change to come out of all this turmoil, Trump will not help anything or one, neither will his ilk, so.....dicks on....get them straightened out or exile the fucks so we can maybe put some of this place back together.

AND...let Joe retire, he has done enough. Let's get with Kamala, She is tough enough, I do not know why she isn't in an office on the border right now, run that shit right and we all get better. The "news" says 40% of Latinas are going for the republican party now, in Texas anyway. Get the fuck down there and fix the community, they really care about family values and taking care of each other, we could use as many of them as wants to run.

 They are not voting for Trump, they are voting for family values, I betcha, honesty runs through their culture, the kids the kids the kids. Get us as many women running this world as possible, they even want to save us.