Thursday, July 14, 2022

Good Grief

 I am not quoting a comic strip here,  I used to do my Tai Chi warm up, and chi gong or Chi Kung, whatever, relax out every morning under a redwood tree on the side of the ball field Charles Shultz built right behind the ice skating rink he built for us in Santa Rosa, he used to talk to my buddy Frank who hit tennis balls with a driver for his dog in the outfield, Charles never told anyone they couldn't use his field. Only one time, as a newly forming recovering human, I decided I would resume my "boxers work out" every morning, it only takes an hour every day, but, I had passed that level of proficiency, or it did me because I did not think I would survive the first week and I didn't need to. So, Tai Chi, a teacher from across the street appeared in front of me and I noticed and got it together.

Did he, Mr. Schultz,  know Frank was a celebrated jazz pianist, leveled by life and heroin? 

As he always was a perfect gentleman and wore clean very nice clothes, no kind of fiendish profile showed through, he was all done raping and killing behind all the good dope he loved, which does not promote violence in a man, just a very cool relaxed state of being, just for a while.....I bet Frank never even swatted a mosquito he was so dangerous

" Another man done gone, down the county farm, no one to walk the dog, another man done gone." 

Lowell George said" it's so easy to slip, it's so easy to fall, and let your memory drift and do nothing at all".. yes, he did

and I do agree

The machine I know you know I know is on its major major"munch the people down here" phase

We have about half of us, half of 500 million or so, that are trying to not hear these congressional hearings, the machine they built is breaking down badly, maybe not as quick as it might but cracking and shattering into another phase, and what the fuck will that be like?

Our president of Amerika is kissing the asses of the Saudis again, someone grab that old fool and tell him again, he said he would not do that but then again, presidents are by and large not on the "fucking honest as hell and a great guy" lists anymore, since Kennedy who was fooling us, too.

the machine, the fucking machine,chewing away on old Joe

 it is eating like a chow hall instructor in spaghetti etiquette in the cafeteria on base, overseas, and outasight, maybe from a nuclear vessel, close to shore with big ears and missiles to boot

America is in trouble. not the kind it is used to either, "we" need "them", Flaphead the President of the last big push for American Freedom, got a sword and danced with the killer prince, now it must be Joe's turn, I do not feel as if I am in good hands, what about you? 

Please. Please, all you guys out there who care, keep it up and let's make it good for the new big move into our universe for real, the dudes out there watching us won't let us out of here until they can trust us, I love the way they show up now and then and go fuck up nuclear weapons in their silos. I really really do, love them I mean. I love them for doing that and the guys who told us they were there and dug it.

The missle officers? Brainwash them back to normal.

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We caught the rotten motherfuckers that have deluded and lied their way through their constituencies, we got the names of the pardon wanters, all of them. Cold. They are absolutely fucking busted. Jim Jordan is the "ranking member" of the house Justice Committee, you think he's still qualified?

Here is what the insurgent-pushing weasel is on in our house of representatives

Big Jim Jordan," ranking"member of the house Judiciary Committee and

COMMITTEE APPOINTMENTS FROM BELOW HAVE JORDANS HANDS ALL OVER THEM

this is his job. what he is involved in, makes decisions about and for us, then tells us whats what.

Jim Jordan is on these committees. He is all over the Trump move into hell, he helped and he knew

...Courts, Intellectual Property, and the Internet"...

...Anti-Trust, Commercial and Administrative Law...

...Constitution, Civil Rights, Civil Liberties...

...Immigration and Citizenship...

...Crime, Terrorism and Homeland Security.

He has a Master's Degree in Education, Law Degree and was or is a four-time NCAA State wrestling champ in Ohio, the dude can fight, no doubt about it, plus he is smart, real smart, probably smarter than most, up in the IQ zone you would find him if he took an honest test, which a guy with a high IQ would never even take, he would know better...

So, this dude, this Lawyer, this principal, highly qualified in scholastic administration, he could not tell what was going on with Mr. Flap? As qualified as any beginning university administrator has to be, educatededly speaking, Trump's conspiracy must have been hard for him to join, he is so smart he probably had to help get and keep shit going, right? He's a big-timer, wrestlers are tough as hell, my younger brother underweighs me almost by a third and he can pin me in three seconds, Jim gets his hands on you, and you are finished, automatic.

NOW...I could go ahead and re-instate the Dead Lizard Award for them. I may not though, because none of the "Scummos of the List" are worth a lizard's life, know what I mean?

Deja Vu is striking me here...........

Soooo...I was thinking.... how about a "Bucket of Shit" award? What kind of shit? Bat shit for the crazy asses, Jack-Ass shit to honor the democraps, ship to the RNC all the dog shit from across the street, just to get it out of here, coprolites from a seven thousand years ago pueblo of peyote-eating cliff dwellers for us mystical weirdos, a large commode to flush it all the fuck down and away, a new platform with bigger sides so it can hold more shit next time our democratically elected government reaches the speed of light. Shock absorber mounted in case Trump sits on it.

 Don't let him use it anymore. You could get something off the seat from after him for sure. It was like an epidemic at Studio 54, they called it "The Donald" is how I heard it from a model who was there.

Anyone that got into business with him got it in the ass ,she said,but I don't know, she was a little sketchy on the details because I didn't want to hear them....she did survive though, got married to a butcher in Poughkipsee I heard. lots of kids, happy people that got away.

That is a good idea. Lets name the next venereal disease after him when it shows up, late and begging for money and mercy

poor little spirochetes, having to live with that name.....


I say EXILE. Kick them and everyone that wants to go with them off to some isolated island chain somewhere else. Make them stay there, they can't come back here, we can't trust them. Put Sheldon Whitehouse on their funky asses, he will make sure no one gets out... Keep all of the American Dreams they robbed from us here and give them to someone who can appreciate them, the poor people still running from the American Influence that is still eating down there... 

Lets trade up, the guys waiting on the border, send Jim to Guatemala and Pedro and his family to the Ohio State House for assignment.

Thats enough for today, I feel like I need a drink.

Shit.

I don't drink.

Jim on the campaign trail, helping another woman from Ohio
The sky after Trump comes back,flag is half mast and upside down


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