The Age of Us

 Humanity, the age of the end of the ages, heralding in another newer age, we thought, maybe we did, I think I did, twirling happily through the look of love, and then, whoa!!!! reality is a real trip, time and now, space so big we do not know what that is, that matter of deep deep dark, way back, what the humans called dark matter, different matter billions of years old and we can see it now because the smartest guys we got to want to, have to and they aren't done, but...if we don't stop cooking ourselves we will need them to get us out of here, by then, my bones won't go, they will be here for the next page of whatever they try next time...better leave them a note warning them about capitalism it brings out the worst of the human and if it was something else that did it, we would trade up right now, if we can sell it or take it back for the full refund at Costco, no questions asked and I ain't saying anyway.

I got my copy of Sun Tzu out, just in case...the maniacs may come out Wednesday and I'm ready.

The maniacs will face a phalanx, I never got to say that before, phalanx, one more time, a phalanx of really really pissed off Americans that are really pissed about the Supreme Corpse fucking with their rights. I ain't going near any women until it's over, I stand with Planned Parenthood for now and forever, hey now!!

Don't hit me, baby. I am old and set in my ways, I call women "hon' and "dear' now and then, and lately, just lately, I have been calling some guys "son" if they are not bald.

I have been smoking outrageous amounts of the best fucking weed I ever grew and that is saying something. I am telling you, the second hit leaves you staring out the window, it's ten minutes later, and you know the hummingbird's names now...if there was no air, everything would fall at the same rate, feathers, and hammers, I have seen it. On the moon.

I better go