Yesterday was a big one in my life, my first day on the new job I got to help out our town, I should really not be this old, I need to get my 35-year-old body back, right now, this very fucking morning because I fell into a hole full of water, mud, and lumber!! Lumber!!! Yanking a 6" giant rubber fire hose looking hose to suck up mud and water so we can fix the pipe but...holy shit...old faithful....rags,, rags,,,, Tim...rags....! go get shit, start the pump hurry the fuck up get out of there you can't do that....
Yeah, and they are right, I cannot run the big shit anymore, no more.
I would if I could, but I am dangerous, mostly to myself...bending is the issue, I am not good at bending, anything I still have that used to bend good, well, not anymore. So
I came home after they dug me out again, both of my boots had water in them, I have trench foot now, a world war one disease or condition, something like that.
Yankin' the big hose, I got knocked backward onto my ass and then my back, on a heap of busted asphalt, a guy has to pull me up, the guy who is in charge fires me, I won't leave so I get the broom and driving jobs, notes, and pictures, no more Tim in the Hole and boy oh boy is my ass sore today.
That's what you get if you are a mud hog motherfucker and like it.
I am now a retired one, this may free me up to critique the hearing, I can do this quick
Lester Holt's voice puts me to sleep, I missed them today.....
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