UPDATE Dead Lizard Award UPDATE and another final update

  


                                                       GOOD MORNING MR. GATES. 

        It doesn't look good Matt, the cops are coming and, in fact, they are here now. Rudy Giuliani was asking about you from his basement confinement in Mar-A-Lago down the coast in Miami. He's looking for work. 

Apple Pay? What a fantastic way to hang yourself. I bet the FBI was reading your text messages as you wrote them.

Your buddy the tax collector, the guy in jail, your best friend, I heard it said.? Do you trust him? Is he going to give you up?

                                 I have it 15 to 1 he will. So long. I think you could get some leniency from the court if you can convince the jury that you are just another manipulated turdball skinking out with Flaphead Don, the other guy. 

If the rest of the lying Corona administrators of ol'  Flaphead all get what they deserve you guys can open your own prison. 

Good work young man. Try the old " I'm not the only one, what about Lindsey Graham actually having squirrel blood " defense strategy, go for the sympathetic juror routine, let Rudy work for you in your corner, get a job so it looks good in court.

                                                               HEY HET HEY

                                                      .ALERT''''ALERT''''ALERT

                               JERK OFF YAPPING ALARM...JERK OFF YAPPING ALARM

                                                        THUUURRRRT  THUUURRRT

                                                           AH-OOH-GAH    AH-OOH-GAH

That'd be me, that's my award for putting this post up.

I know I am the infinitesimally small little unheard motherfucker but maybe lying about a guy, putting a short eyes jacket on him because I don't like his politics, no good. No Good.

 He has not confessed 

 FBI caught the hustler that was trying to hold his family up for 25 million bucks. I wanted it to be true, I don't like his politics at all.     

 But, that's not important at all, 

he is an elected official, 

I may not support him but so fucking what?

 He's not deserving of the Dead Lizard Award. 

I think I might be. 

If he is actually charged and this isn't just a partisan setup, I can re-award him but, for now, I wear the lizard.

 This can be taken as a reliable retraction, for now, I will think about it.

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                                                 YEAH, WELL, NOW WE KNOW

                                                       FUCK HIM AND HIS ILK. 

                                              IT IS OFF ME AND BACK ON HIM  

gee, is that me being petty? 

no

he's an asshole