Rain, then, rain and then it's going to rain and while it's raining it will rain

I should tell you that it likes to rain here.
 It actually rains when it's already raining...things grow on your roof and car that like rain. no one here can afford to fuck around unless they actually want to mold up.
 Ican tell you if you come up here, humans in this clime have to  fight off the moss as soon as it attacks so it can't set up.
I won't mind mouldering when I'm dead, because I'll be dead, but it's a little disquieting to have it after me already.
I'm still on guard against the onslaught, I know a  weekly shower in copper oxide would work, so I won't get dry rot, but I just can't do it.
Ultra Dawn or Dawn Ultra dish soap works, but you need a lot.
 I mix and spray it all over the place and I use it for shampoo.
So far, so good
Across the street from me is a house with people that gave in to it.
 I don't know how long ago but it isn't really information a civilized man wants to peruse, pursue, or even think over a little, so mostly I don't.
Robert Service wrote about cremation. Us buddhist motherfuckers insist on it before 24 hours after we're dead is up.
Coroners in whiteland hate that.
 Gotta hurry with the autopsy and maybe it's 7:30 on Friday and they had other plans but some religious fanatic has to be looked over quick,



I love to burn shit.
 You can do that here, if you can, on your own property, which I am on.
Basically, I am at heart both intelligent and courageous so I have made my mark in the local fire district.
The garage is still imdemnifiable but there is some old playground equiptment I might cook off, I haven't decided exactly.
I may have to haul it off to the dump in McMinville,where the best dump in these parts is.
I remember throwing shit off a cliff next to the bay in Pescadero when I was young and having my first dump experiences.
I remember they were always burning shit there and wondering how I could get permission to do that at home,in our own backyard.
No one would ever let me.
When I just went ahead and tried it on my own, I got 3 years in the CYA.
That's one place you can go if college isn't for you.
The thing to do is go get a gas can then fill it with diesel fuel and do your best.  Me and the dog are going to fuel up.
Later, I'll sense I am damaging the "global interests"
Might feel bad
Not for long though,
I'm just trying to have fun
And I am
No shit